Monday, February 7, 2011

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm

Meet Bill. Bill loves Tabasco. The man puts it on everything, like stuff normal people don't put Tabasco on. Bill also loves all other things hot, spicy, and peppery. Bill thought he hit the jackpot when he saw this beer at the liquor store the other night. Seeing that we live in Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain where you cannot buy cold beer in liquor stores, he was giddy about getting it home to chill. He even packed it in snow 'cause God know we have had our share this week.

See how innocent it all looks?

Still looks rather promising.

Until now. The floating pepper was quite a surprise. Kind of like Cracker Jacks for adults: a surprise in every bottle. But even more surprising? He was grossed out by it. The same man I described above. The same man who puts jalapenos or some form of hot sauce on 99.9% of everything that crosses his lips. One would think that this particular libation would be the perfect one for him. Kind of like a signature cocktail for Wild Bill (as we like to call him.) The man loves beer. The man loves spicy food. The man loves beer with his spicy food. The man HATES beer with said spicy food in it. Let's all say it together..."HMMMMMMM!"

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